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| Mates are mates because 'everyone agrees' to the unwritten rules. You can even make your own rules. Here's one set of MATES RULES. |
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Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party is no mate. |
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When you are questioned by a mate's wife, girlfriend or mum, do not supply any useful information. |
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Unless he killed someone in your family, you must bail out a mate ... eventually . |
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All measurement devices double in size when drinking with a mate. If a women is involved, you can double it again. Girls must cut everything in half ... everything! |
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A long term mate's sister is to be left alone. |
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A mate can be up to 10 minutes late. For the opposite sex, you multiply the late margin by 5. |
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The wrong beer brand is OK. The wrong temperature is not. |
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No man buys a birthday present for another man. Remembering a mate’s birthday is optional. |
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Before dating a mate's ex, you have to ask if OK and he is required to grant you permission. |
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Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal status like both peeing. In all other situations, a nod is all that is needed. | ||
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